210: Anonymous Combatant
Then it’s dangerous, isn’t it?
211: Hakase
Where? Big Bro’s café… Oh.
212: Anonymous Combatant
Don’t just say “Oh” lol
213: Anonymous Combatant
Their identities have been exposed to a former Chief Executive. That’s genuinely dangerous.
214: Hakase
I talked to Big Bro quickly.
Big Bro: “Their identities? Of course I know.”
Me: “You haven’t told anyone…?”
Big Bro: “Of course not. Whatever their identity, they’re important customers here. I have no intention of informing the organization.”
Alright, that’s my Big Bro!
215: Anonymous Combatant
What a good person! Big Bro!
216: Anonymous Combatant
Nice job, Big Bro!
217: Anonymous Combatant
Well, he left the organization anyway, so there’s no real obligation. But still, way to go Big Bro!
218: Hakase
Ah, that’s a relief. Now that I’m feeling better, maybe I’ll order another chocolate parfait.
219: Anonymous Combatant
You’re letting your guard down too much lol
220: Anonymous Combatant
Hakase, do you have a sweet tooth?
221: Hakase
I’m a member of the “Delicious Food Party”. Whether it’s sweet or spicy, expensive or cheap, if it’s tasty, I love it all equally.
Cakes are delicious, but cheap snacks have their own charm too. I like beef bowls and A5 grade meat as well.
Actually, when you work hard every day, almost everything tastes good unless it’s really terrible.
222: Anonymous Combatant
Hakase’s acting all high and mighty…
223: Anonymous Combatant
That’s harsh for us NEETs to hear.
224: Anonymous Combatant
Hey, isn’t Fiona right nearby?
Shouldn’t you call out to her?
225: Anonymous Combatant
Didn’t you want to become a couple?
226: Hakase (eating a special melon parfait)
Don’t underestimate me. There’s no way a shy guy like me could do something that looks like hitting on someone.
227: Anonymous Combatant
You changed your mind at the last second for melon instead lol
228: Anonymous Combatant
Come on, Hakase. Isn’t this why we’re here?
229: Anonymous Combatant
We’ll provide backup so that shy you can have a conversation with Fiona.
Like this… with upvotes!
230: Anonymous Combatant
Let me explain to the NyanJ newbie Hakase.
An upvote is an anchor link. It means a link to a specific post number, mainly used for transformations.
Here, an upvote means “executing the content of the specified post number”. It’s a staple of joke threads.
231: Hakase
Upvotes…! The ultimate treasure and mischief of NyanJ users.
I never thought I’d have the chance to experience it…!
232: Anonymous Combatant
You’re surprisingly eager, aren’t you? lol
233: Anonymous Combatant
>> 230 Sorry to interrupt while you’re explaining with a smug face, but you’re transformed.
234: Anonymous Combatant
Can’t be helped since the transformed heroine Fairy is cute.
235: Anonymous Combatant
Are you sure about this? We’re all gathered in this kind of thread, including me.
We’re not the kind of people you should entrust your life to, you know?
236: Anonymous Combatant
What are you saying! We’re seriously thinking about Hakase!
237: Anonymous Combatant
That’s right! Leave it to the love master (virgin) who has conquered over 100 dating sims!
238: Hakase
You guys… Thank you! I believe in all of you!
To be honest, without some kind of forced action, there’s no way I could talk to Fiona!
239: Anonymous Combatant
[Breaking News] Hakase is unexpectedly a coward.
240: Anonymous Combatant
[Good News] Hakase volunteers to be a plaything.
241: Anonymous Combatant
Alright, let’s think about this seriously. Honestly, I’m rooting for Hakase and Fiona.
If they get together, it might bring peace to Japan.
- Upvotes are basically absolute.
- However, overly sexual things and criminal acts are strictly prohibited. If chosen, they’ll be skipped.
- Avoid content that bothers others around you.
- Try to keep actions within common sense.
Let’s try to follow these rules.
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242: Anonymous Combatant
Hakase is a key figure in Delnkeim , after all.
If he starts dating Fiona, it’d be almost like making peace with the Fairy.
243: Anonymous Combatant
Whoa, the peace of Japan depends on our upvotes?
244: Anonymous Combatant
Alright Hakase, we’re counting on you for the upvotes.
245: Hakase
Alright, leave it to me! To start with,
>> 254 >> 256 >> 258
246: Anonymous Combatant
Actually, I (female)… am an Eres fan.
A silver-haired tall handsome guy and a busty short boyish girl with an age and height difference couple.
Isn’t that nice?
247: Anonymous Combatant
Danger! A dangerous one appeared as soon as we started!
248: Anonymous Combatant
Remember, Hakase’s target is Fiona! Don’t forget that, everyone!
249: Anonymous Combatant
I can’t believe a shipping fangirl was lurking here!
250: Anonymous Combatant
If that’s the case, then the combination of the handsome big brother and the innocent energetic Lurun-chan is also possible.
251: Anonymous Combatant
What do you guys think Hakase is, a toy?
252: Anonymous Combatant
The upvote should be to order a cake and say “It’s from that customer over there”.
253: Anonymous Combatant
Start with a polite self-introduction and then hit on her.
254: Anonymous Combatant
Start with “Nice to meet you, beautiful lady” and then praise as much as you can think of.
…Eres, that is.
255: Anonymous Combatant
Grope someone from Fairy for three minutes.
256: Anonymous Combatant
Try saying “You’re like a fairy”.
257: Anonymous Combatant
Loosen your clothes and strike a seductive pose saying “It’s hot…”.
258: Anonymous Combatant
Pat the head of someone from the Fairy.
259: Anonymous Combatant
Reveal your true identity.
260: Anonymous Combatant
>> 254 You bastaaaaaard!?
261: Anonymous Combatant
Say “Nice to meet you, beautiful lady” to Eres, tell her she’s like a fairy, and pat the head of someone from the Fairy.
At least there’s nothing that would get Hakase arrested, but…
262: Anonymous Combatant
Isn’t the fairy thing kinda dangerous? Depending on how it’s taken, it could mean you know her true identity.
263: Anonymous Combatant
It’s not good to praise Eres so much when you’re aiming for Fiona.
264: Anonymous Combatant
Who would have thought that patting the head would be the safest option.
265: 254
I didn’t think it would actually be chosen, honestly.
But you know, they say if pushing doesn’t work, try pulling.
266: Anonymous Combatant
About the fact that you never pushed in the first place.
267: Hakase
Stop! Don’t fight for my sake!
It’s taboo to complain about decided upvotes, right?
You guys just need to watch how I handle the upvotes.
268: 254
Hakase…!
269: Anonymous Combatant
Heh, Hakase’s trying to act cool.
270: Hakase
By the way, how do you actually talk to girls? Seriously.
271: Anonymous Combatant
Uh…
272: Anonymous Combatant
That’s a problem even before the upvotes lol
273: Anonymous Combatant
You should have girls in your organization like cat-eared kunoichi, sexy ones, or combatants, right?
You’ve talked to Fiona before, and you’ve called Lurun “young lady” too.
274: Hakase (virgin, girlfriend wanted)
No, no, no!?
I mean, I’m important in the organization! The girls there are either equals or subordinates!
Of course I can talk to them without pressure because I outrank them! They respect me!
Even if I’ve talked to Fiona or Lurun, that was on the battlefield!
It’s like,
Me: “Hey there. I’m here to deliver supplies~”
Fiona: “Oh, thanks. Good work~”
Me: “Oh, Lurun-chan, how are you?”
Lurun: “I’m fine!”
That’s all it is, right? I’ve been focused on research, so I’ve never tried to hit on girls in a completely private setting!
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