239: Hakase
Japanese frozen food is amazing. Even I can make crispy, winged gyoza.
With fried rice, tonight’s gonna be a feast.
240: Anonymous Combatant
Which fried rice does Hakase like?
241: Hakase
For me, it’s overwhelmingly the “Super☆Fried Rice with Mayu Oil and Burnt Garlic”.
The 600-gram volume is also nice.
242: Anonymous Combatant
The Super☆ series is delicious, right?
243: Anonymous Combatant
That one’s too strong for me, I prefer the Five Ingredients Fried Rice from Taste King.
244: Anonymous Combatant
I like Taste King too, I eat it with mayonnaise on top.
245: Anonymous Combatant
Don’t act like you’re one of us, you shitty mayo lover.
246: Hakase
Huh? Are you looking down on me?
247: Anonymous Combatant
Everyone up to this point is a different person, or rather, don’t recreate copypasta lol.
248: Anonymous Combatant
By the way, I saw Hakase’s footage on a wide show the other day.
249: Hakase
Oh, you mean the convenience store attack?
Man, that was a splendid success. It worked out well that we finished the job and withdrew before Fiona and her friends arrived.
250: Anonymous Combatant
When you think about it, attacking a convenience store seems small-scale for a group claiming to conquer Japan lol.
251: Anonymous Combatant
Come to think of it, we see Hakase’s face on TV more often now, but aren’t there fewer combatants recently?
I feel like we see more combinations of Hakase, monsters, and spiritual soldiers.
252: Hakase
Ah, regarding that, it’s kind of our circumstances. The combatants caused some problems.
By the way, I got scolded by the leader for inadequate management.
253: Anonymous Combatant
The leader is just a typical black company boss, huh.
254: Anonymous Combatant
Despite being a handsome silver-haired guy, he’s incredibly relatable.
255: Anonymous Combatant
You too? Getting scolded for your subordinates’ problems is so relatable.
256: Anonymous Combatant
So the spiritual soldiers are like high-ranking combatants, right?
From what we’ve heard so far, is it like combatants → hired humans, spiritual soldiers → bio-soldiers created by Hakase?
257: Anonymous Combatant
The talk about “poor management” doesn’t make any sense, you know.
258: Anonymous Combatant
Aren’t there too many evil organization-level black companies these days?
259: Hakase
>> 256 Your interpretation is pretty much correct. Though it’s more like occult soldiers rather than bio-soldiers.
First off, the job of an organization’s combat soldiers isn’t just about going “Eee! Eee!” and rampaging around.
There’s regular office work, and besides running the organization, facility security, cleaning, and inventory management are also part of a Combatant’s job. Being a secret society, there’s no information or data management, but they get assigned pretty much every other task.
You can think of combat soldiers as members or employees, you know?
260: Hakase
So, let’s call this Combatant… Mr. M, shall we?
Mr. M isn’t great at battle, but he’s a serious guy.
He got promoted to become the head of the Combat Division in the General Combat Bureau. Oh, when I say he’s not great, I mean his personality, not his abilities.
The Combat Division mainly deals with direct combat and sabotage operations – this is what people usually imagine combat soldiers do.
In the division, there’s the Division Head, then the Unit Leaders below him, and regular combat soldiers with no official titles below them.
Division Head M’s main job is managing the units, assigning tasks, and handling paperwork.
261: Anonymous Combatant
Mr. M lol Couldn’t you come up with something a bit different? lol
262: Hakase
Mr. M has a girlfriend. She’s Combatant I-na from the Strategy Bureau’s Communication Systems Division.
She’s a cute, sassy type of beautiful girl, kind of like an idol among the combat soldiers.
Personally, my top idol is my Fiona-tan though.
263: Anonymous Combatant
If Hakase, who’s always going on about my Fiona-chan, rates her as a beautiful girl, she must be seriously cute.
264: Anonymous Combatant
Hey, Fiona’s not yours! lol
265: Hakase
Ah, Fiona-tan is so cute…
She’s slender and flat-chested, but wears a slightly revealing leotard and sometimes looks embarrassed – it’s irresistible.
It’s not just her looks, you know? She’s cool, but when Eles-chan is in danger, she takes passionate action.
And when she realizes everything’s alright, that soft expression on her face… It’s not an exaggeration to say I create monsters just to see that face.
266: Anonymous Combatant
I get it, but it’s kinda creepy.
267: Anonymous Combatant
Listening to this, there’s no doubt the Boss is terrible, but Hakase is quite something too, so I can’t fully sympathize.
268: Anonymous Combatant
Yeah, I wish that last part was an exaggeration.
269: Hakase
Oops. Anyway, originally there were four idols among the combat soldiers.
Combatant A-ko-chan, I-na-chan, L-lia-chan, and S-yaka-chan.
L-lia-chan is a local, and her mother is Russian, I hear.
270: Anonymous Combatant
So that’s Eiko-chan, Aina-chan, Lilia-chan, and Sayaka-chan, huh?
271: Anonymous Combatant
You’re not even trying to hide it! lol
272: Hakase
And Mr. M successfully won I-na-chan’s heart. As a result, I got scolded by the Boss.
273: Anonymous Combatant
How did it end up like that?! lol
274: Anonymous Combatant
Does the Boss even get involved in the combat soldiers’ love lives?
275: Hakase
No, here’s how it went down:
Lots of combat soldiers saw Mr. M and I-na-chan being lovey-dovey → “We can’t take this anymore!” and abandoned their work, that kind of thing.
276: Anonymous Combatant
Isn’t that just the combat soldiers being useless?
277: Anonymous Combatant
A strike because “Die, normies!”? That’s pretty indefensible.
278: Anonymous Combatant
If I could skip work for something like that, I’d never work all year round.
279: Hakase
Well, I can kind of understand how the combat soldiers feel, you know? I-na-chan is 12 years old, after all.
280: Anonymous Combatant
Huh?
281: Anonymous Combatant
Huh?
282: Anonymous Combatant
HUH!?
283: Hakase
That’s right, 12 years old. Both of I-na-chan’s parents are combat soldiers. She’s a purebred Combatant born in the organization.
That’s why everyone doted on her so much. The jealousy towards Mr. M was through the roof.
284: Anonymous Combatant
By the way, how old is Mr. M?
285: Hakase
He’s 28. He’s not as handsome as me, but he’s fairly good-looking, though a bit chubby.
286: Anonymous Combatant
Hakase isn’t an appropriate basis for comparison.
287: Anonymous Combatant
So he’s like a fat guy with a fairly well-groomed, decent-looking face, huh?
But dating a 12-year-old… I’m jealo… I mean, that’s not allowed, right?
288: Hakase
When I say they’re lovey-dovey, it’s like this:
I-na: “Big brother M♡ Let’s kiss♡”
M: “Ah, I-na-chan, we can’t. We’re working now.”
I-na: “Aww, then I won’t let you c*me tonight♡” They do this stuff in broad daylight. Of course the combat soldiers are furious. Everyone’s like, “How can we work under the orders of such a disgusting lolicon!” 289: Anonymous Combatant A 28-year-old whose ej****ation is controlled by a 12-year-old… Clearly guilty.
290: Anonymous Combatant
Yep, guilty. The combat soldiers aren’t wrong.
291: Hakase
And then I get called in by the Boss.
Boss: “Hakase, why aren’t the combat soldiers working?”
Me: “The Combat Division Head is a lolicon, so everyone’s on strike.”
Boss: “That’s due to your poor management, isn’t it? Prepare replacement forces!”
What the heck!? Where in that whole situation was there any room for me to be involved!?
How is my subordinate’s ej****ation control play my responsibility!?
292: Anonymous Combatant
LOLOLOLOLOL
293: Anonymous Combatant
You’re actually the butt of all jokes, aren’t you? lololol
294: Anonymous Combatant
The Boss is seriously awful! lol
295: Hakase (drinking in the evening)
And so, after being scolded by the Boss, I had to mass-produce demon soldiers overnight.
As I wrote before, demon soldiers are artificial soldiers, right? They can handle combat, but not office work.
I even have to fill in those gaps… This is ridiculous…
296: Anonymous Combatant
He started drinking! lol
297: Anonymous Combatant
This is certainly unreasonable.
298: Anonymous Combatant
So that’s why there are fewer combat soldiers and more demon soldiers recently! lol
299: Anonymous Combatant
This is bad, reading this thread makes Delnkeim seem like just a comedy troupe! lol
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Akane Yuki is currently a third-year middle school student, an energetic and cheerful girl.
With her short hair, she gives off a boyish impression, but she’s not only cute but also has the largest chest in her class. Combined with her personality that treats boys and girls equally, there are quite a few boys who secretly have feelings for her.
In her first year of middle school, she was in the girls’ basketball club.
However, due to excessive practice, she injured her knee and had to quit. It was then that she met Faruha, the flame fairy, and somewhat inadvertently became the transformation heroine, Eles of the Purifying Flame.
[If I can be of help, I want to fight for everyone!]
She was originally a girl with a strong sense of justice and doesn’t regret it. Even after her knee was completely healed by the fairy’s power, she continues to fight day and night to be of help to someone.
But recently, she’s had some concerns.
One weekday after school, Akane invited her best friend, Sayuki, to her home. At first, Sayuki was helping her with studying, but once they took a break, Akane voiced her doubts about the Spirit Society Delnkeim .
“Hey, Sayuki-chan. Don’t you think things have been a bit strange lately?”
“Yes. The number of combat soldiers has decreased, and the demon soldiers have increased.”
Sayuki, who’s a year older, had a period where she fought against Delnkeim alone as the first fairy princess. That’s why she seems to be taking the changes in that organization seriously. The artificial elite combat soldiers called demon soldiers. Their numbers have visibly started to increase. There’s only one conclusion that can be drawn from this.
“With Halvied coming to the front lines, it seems Delnkeim is seriously trying to conquer Japan…”
Akane swallowed hard at Sayuki’s words.
The girls sensed the fierce battles that lay ahead…
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